Eleven funny, relatable signs your legal department's AI strategy is really just a chatbot tab, plus practical steps to build a real one.

1. When the GC asks "What's our AI strategy?", three people open the same free chatbot to ask it.
2. Your "AI governance framework" is a Slack message from March that says "be careful with this stuff."
3. Your most advanced AI user is the summer associate who left in August.
4. The approved tools list is a vibe.
5. You measure AI success by how many people have "tried it."
6. Someone pasted an entire vendor contract into a consumer chatbot and asked "is this bad?" and nobody's sure whose account it was.
7. Your AI training consisted of one lunch-and-learn, and lunch was the main draw.
8. You have bought three AI tools this year. They don't talk to each other. You're not sure two of them are still being used.
9. Your prompt library is a Word document titled good prompts (DO NOT DELETE).docx.
10. The board deck says "AI-enabled legal function." The legal function says "enabled by whom?"
11. You're reading this article on the same monitor where the chatbot tab is open right now.
Having an AI tool is a purchase. Having an AI strategy is knowing what it's for, who uses it, and how you'll know it's working.
It's funny because it's everywhere. Surveys this year found AI adoption among in-house teams roughly doubled, while daily use lagged well behind. Wide and shallow is the norm.
It's scary because of what the browser-tab approach creates:
Everybody starts with a browser tab. The departments pulling ahead just didn't stop there. When you're ready to upgrade from bookmark to strategy, compare enterprise generative AI legal assistants on CorporateLegal.tech. Then close that tab. We saw it.